Tuesday, December 13, 2005

A joke ripe for the pickin'

You have to admit, that Banana Boy story was probably the most hilarious thing you've read in a long time.
How about that sheriff's deputy? Imagine the conversation when he got home.
"Hi Honey, how was your day?"
"Oh, the usual. Loud noise complaint. Couple of speeders. Oh, and I held a giant banana at gunpoint."
"That's nice, dear."
Imagine if he'd actually shot the guy. Then during the internal affairs investigation, they went into the deputy's arrest history and found out he once shot a potato -- right between the eyes! (couldn't resist.)
Enough. The big question now is whether Banana Boy is planning to wear his costume to his court appearance on Thursday. If you're the judge, you throw him in jail just for pushing a joke too far. Speaking of which, I'm done with the banana topic. Thanks a bunch.