Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Danny, Dan and Depends

• Daniel O'Donnell is coming back to the Civic Center in May. Does anyone under 60 years old even know who the heck he is? I saw where the top-priced ticket is $91. Ninety-one bucks! But I hear that during the concert, O'Donnell will wander into those seats and greet the people. For $91, I'd expect him to wander over to my house and greet my sinkful of dishes.

• I hope Dan Stec's house is made of asbestos, or at least has a lot of sprinkers.

• So the Rolling Stones are playing halftime at the Super Bowl. No threat of a wardrobe malfunction there -- unless Keith Richards' Depends come untaped during the guitar solo in Jumpin' Jack Flash.