Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Top 12 campaign slogans in the Glens Falls mayor's race.

12) Vote for me. I filed my financial disclosure forms on time.

11) Vote for me. I'll lower taxes, although I won't tell you how.

10) Vote for me. I'm insane, but I'll wear a suit.

9) Vote for me. Urban renewal got a bad rap.

8) Vote for me. Get a free Whopper and fries.

7) Vote for me. My Web site doesn't suck.

6) Vote for me. I know Barry Melrose.

5) Vote for me or the Frostbite mascot gets it.

4) Vote for me. I showed up for all the debates (whether I was invited or not).

3) Vote for me. I'll shrink government by making every city worker a police dispatcher.

2) Vote for me. I can't screw it up any more than these guys have.

1) Vote for me. My name is Frank O'Keefe.