Monday, August 01, 2005

Top 11 job prospects for Governor Pataki

Governor Pataki last week announced that he would leave office when his term expires at the end of next year. Among the potential job prospects is president of the United States. But if that doesn't pan out, he has several occupations to fall back on:

11 -- President Bush's new director of tax policy.
10 -- Joins former Lt. Gov. Betsy McCaughey Ross as substitute co-hosts of "Regis and Kelly."
9 -- Water tester at the Washington County Fair.
8 -- Abraham Lincoln at Disney World's "Hall of Presidents."
7 -- Official "I LOVE NY" T-shirt vendor at 2012 Summer Olympics in London.
6 -- Bus driver for Rudy Giuliani's "Mayor of America" presidential tour.
5 -- Guest instructor at Mario Cuomo's School of Effective Public Speaking.
4 -- John Sweeney's opponent in celebrity boxing tournament.
3 -- Sacrificial Republican candidate against Hillary Clinton, hoping to be rewarded with a state judgeship.
2 -- Host of new reality TV show, "Three Men in a Room."
1 -- Frankenpine.